Save The Film Industry......... save the world!

I have never in all my years of studying film ever found a man who makes worse movies then the one and only Uwe Boll, most will know of Boll from his completely horrible butchering of the movie adaptations of many popular video games, but the truth is, he sucks at horror and action movies too.

Most of you will know of the fact Bloodrayne, which was based on a very popular video game series, set a new box office opening weekend low when it sold only one ticket. Yes you read that right ONE ticket out of the 3000 screens it was on domestically in the United States, that means it only made $8.50 yes, you read that correctly, EIGHT DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS, thats it, one person in america payed to see Bloodrayne, even though it was hyped heavily on the internet. Ironically, less then a week later a dvd copy hit the internet, and the world didn't need to pay to watch a hot vampire chick doing violent things in a badly written script that really didn't make alot of sense to begin with. Alot of you will also remember Boll from such horrible balls of shit as Alone in the Dark, House of The Dead, In The Name Of The King, They Wait, and Postal, the movie which Boll emailed a fellow critic simply to call him "stupid as fuck" for his panning the movie. On the flipside, if you've not ever heard of any of these movies you're either A) Sheltered or B) You are smart enough to smell shit a mile away and avoid it like the black death, if you fit into the B demographic, good for you! Also he's the man Hideo Kojima, of Metal Gear Solid fame laughed at and went into a rant of how he'd never let "someone that bad at what they do" make a movie out of his Metal Gear Solid series, Hideo said alot of other things, but I won't repeat them, for I am not awesome enough to utter his words...... yet.

Anyway, after all these years, and a boxing stunt where he took on many different critics of both the online and print variety, and all his personal attacks on the world at large for telling him just how much he sucks, someone has made a petition to get him to stop making these horrible lumps of shit he calls movies, when recently told of this he stated it would take "One Million signatures to get me to stop", so you know that that means right everyone? Its time to get as many people as you can the world over to sign the link below, because if you don't, think of the horrible stuff you and your children will have to put up with... Bloodrayne 3 and Alone In The Dark 2 are coming up very soon.... very very soon...

Save The Film Industry, Save The World!


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Laz