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Friday, May 8, 2009

Because Rockie Made Me Do It...

this is some seriously funny shit

Posted by Lazarus at 1:29 AM

2 comments:

B. 'Lizabeth said...: LOL yes... so many package jokes...; May 8, 2009 at 11:39 AM
Arkardo said...: LOL Damn nostalgia chick.; May 12, 2009 at 8:58 AM

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