More Transformer Related News and Ranting

Ok first off, offically confermed, the movie's release date has been pushed up to July 3rd instead of the 4th. Now what this means is, all of us diehard fans who will be off work that week will have to get to a theater a day early, an to all you pale basement dwelling pissy ass fanboys that are going just so they can hate on it as you been doing all this time, that means you need to get yourselves out of the house and showered and all pocketprotectored up a day earlyer then you planned. Don't worry, I'm sure you're "girlfriend" in the Ukraine can wait afew hours for your daily touching of the screen at the same time, after all she's doing the same with your other Warcraft buddies too, and if your LARP "guild" got issues with going a day early, just dress up like the cast of Lord of the Rings and call it a "quest for enlightenment" or whatever the hell you losers call it and say you all get intelligence points for it. Aww.. did that hit to close to home for some of you? well then, run, go on, run to your blogs and tell all your "friends" how I hurt your feelings using your txt words, netspeak and many exclamation points, go on, oh and don't forget to link back, douchebags. Either way the movie comes out a day early, so remember.

4th Trailer has been released to the general masses, some of its recycled from other trailers, some of its new, apparently Bumblebee sounds like a minicon in pain, thats, somewhat unsettling, I hope he doesn't talk that way the whole movie, cuz, well, damn... anyway here is the clip... yay HD formating!


And now for the rest.. and this is where it gets abit ranty..

I just can't seem to figure out why I hate Megan Fox being in Transformers, I really wish I could figure this out, because, well its kind of bugging me abit. Now, I know that i'm not into guys because I have a girlfriend, and I know that I'm not into ugly women because my girlfriend is really hot, but I just don't get it, on paper I should be going nutty claiming that she's the next coming of Jesus Christ or something but yet I'm not, here have a look at some pictures of her in the movie...















See? I can't figure out why I just don't think she's right for this movie, I been racking my brain over this for months now, its not that she's replacing Carly Witwicky, Spike0(not "sam" ya bastidz)'s girlfriend and later wife, whom I used to think was just plain awesome, I mean come on, Carly shot at Shockwave in the heart of the Decepticon Headquaters on Cybertron and got him in the shoulder, and then came home to earth and fixed some autobots with out even a moment of confusion cuz she was infact THAT hardcore. I have all the faith in the world that "Mikalaya" or whatever her name is in this movie, will be just as bad ass as Carly was, nor do I think its because she's not blond and sounding like susan blue either, I don't know, I just can't seem to get past the fact she's just eyecandy for those people that apparently don't dig giant robots. Oh well, I'll learn to deal, she is after all signed already for all three movies that Dreamworks has greenlit.

Hey on a related note, anyone else ever think all Spike Witwicky used the autobots as ways of getting dates? I mean think about it, what girl in their right mind is gonna turn down a guy that can take you off the planet, literally, for a date? I wonder just how much tail the autobots got young Mr. Witwicky...

anyway, thats all for now, see y'all soon!

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Laz