Saturday, June 2, 2007

More Transformer Related News and Ranting

Ok first off, offically confermed, the movie's release date has been pushed up to July 3rd instead of the 4th. Now what this means is, all of us diehard fans who will be off work that week will have to get to a theater a day early, an to all you pale basement dwelling pissy ass fanboys that are going just so they can hate on it as you been doing all this time, that means you need to get yourselves out of the house and showered and all pocketprotectored up a day earlyer then you planned. Don't worry, I'm sure you're "girlfriend" in the Ukraine can wait afew hours for your daily touching of the screen at the same time, after all she's doing the same with your other Warcraft buddies too, and if your LARP "guild" got issues with going a day early, just dress up like the cast of Lord of the Rings and call it a "quest for enlightenment" or whatever the hell you losers call it and say you all get intelligence points for it. Aww.. did that hit to close to home for some of you? well then, run, go on, run to your blogs and tell all your "friends" how I hurt your feelings using your txt words, netspeak and many exclamation points, go on, oh and don't forget to link back, douchebags. Either way the movie comes out a day early, so remember.

4th Trailer has been released to the general masses, some of its recycled from other trailers, some of its new, apparently Bumblebee sounds like a minicon in pain, thats, somewhat unsettling, I hope he doesn't talk that way the whole movie, cuz, well, damn... anyway here is the clip... yay HD formating!


And now for the rest.. and this is where it gets abit ranty..

I just can't seem to figure out why I hate Megan Fox being in Transformers, I really wish I could figure this out, because, well its kind of bugging me abit. Now, I know that i'm not into guys because I have a girlfriend, and I know that I'm not into ugly women because my girlfriend is really hot, but I just don't get it, on paper I should be going nutty claiming that she's the next coming of Jesus Christ or something but yet I'm not, here have a look at some pictures of her in the movie...















See? I can't figure out why I just don't think she's right for this movie, I been racking my brain over this for months now, its not that she's replacing Carly Witwicky, Spike0(not "sam" ya bastidz)'s girlfriend and later wife, whom I used to think was just plain awesome, I mean come on, Carly shot at Shockwave in the heart of the Decepticon Headquaters on Cybertron and got him in the shoulder, and then came home to earth and fixed some autobots with out even a moment of confusion cuz she was infact THAT hardcore. I have all the faith in the world that "Mikalaya" or whatever her name is in this movie, will be just as bad ass as Carly was, nor do I think its because she's not blond and sounding like susan blue either, I don't know, I just can't seem to get past the fact she's just eyecandy for those people that apparently don't dig giant robots. Oh well, I'll learn to deal, she is after all signed already for all three movies that Dreamworks has greenlit.

Hey on a related note, anyone else ever think all Spike Witwicky used the autobots as ways of getting dates? I mean think about it, what girl in their right mind is gonna turn down a guy that can take you off the planet, literally, for a date? I wonder just how much tail the autobots got young Mr. Witwicky...

anyway, thats all for now, see y'all soon!

--
Laz

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think maybe you are playing for the other team if you can't find the reason for Fox in the movie. I mean, damn dude. All the testosterone in the theater needs something other than Giant robots to get a stiffy over.....Ok, maybe not, but the point is still valid.

Lazarus said...

haha...actually the whole thing about me not thinking she fits well in the movie started as a joke between me and my girlfriend, and it spread to afew of the people that read this blog whenever I get off my ass and update, its really just tossed in as a joke for them and an excuse to post pictures of her.

Unknown said...

You sound like the biggest fucken loser. Who the fuck brags about how hot their supposed 'girlfriend' is online. What a joke. You sound like a guy with big insecurity and a fucked up ego problem - otherwise known as small cock syndrome. Its easy to build yourself up and knock down others over the net, so no respect for your shit talking. Let me guess, your a Yank, white, live in middle class society with a nice lawn at your parents house and you weigh either about 70kg or 130kg.... Ive come across guys like you in real life who talk the talk mate but cant even fucken crawl the walk and its shits me. I dont know why I feel like I have to correct them, fuck Im no where near perfect myself, but I cant stand fuckwits that need to brag.

Anonymous said...

Hey all, Not Bob here. Rick, eat a dick and quit being a pussy. Oh yeah, nice blog Laz.

Anonymous said...

Rick,

What you've just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone reading this blog is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul

Anonymous said...

Rick.. Nah, that's my dad's name, too good for you.


Dear Fucko.

I have seen his girlfriend. I have spoken to her. She is, in fact, totally hot. And your bitterness about the whole thing would be amusing,were it not so pathetic. In closing, rot in hell.

Signed,

Someone way cooler than you.


PS. Eat a dick.

Rockie said...

HI RICK!!!

The hot girlfriend's 'breastfriend' here! I sense a bit of jealousy in your inter-tone. Perhaps you should leave the web for a while and find a hot girlfriend for yourself out there in the real world. You know, that place where the sun is.
For, you see, it is in fact possible for those who like Transformers and who have movie blogs to also have girlfriends. So chin up! It could happen to you too!

Anonymous said...

Nope.

Lazarus said...

haha I wasn't gonna bother with this but sense all y'all went through the trouble of showing up to back me up, Io might as well.

First, to my friends, thanks for showing up, never expected anyone to comment I just put up the link for comedy reasons, but thank you all for doing so anyway.

Now, Rick, you have me all wrong, but before I point out why other then your misunderstanding of a sarcastic joke post mixed with some information, I'd like to first mock the fact you decided to take a shot in JANUARY 08, on a post made in JUNE 07 about something that happened in JULY 07, this makes me wonder just how slow you are, over 6 months late. Bet thats how far along your mom was when she told your daddy before he ran off. But your parentally problematic life aside, let me now explain to you how wrong you are about me.

First off, people brag about their girlfriends all the time, online and off, I mean think about it, you wouldn't date a girl if you didn't think she was hot would you? That means I've the right, just like any other man or woman, to brag about my girlfriend's hotness, I love her very much and am proud that she's with me, to borrow words a good friend said about his wife because I think they fit here "I'm a Fanboy for her", so yeah, I'm allowed to brag, though I will admit, my comment "I know I'm not gay cuz my girlfriend's hot" isn't really bragging, its simply making a comical statement about my straightness with the secondary reason of telling the world the woman I love is hot... not really bragging, if I was gonna do that I'd post pictures.

As for the rest, lets see... Ego problem? No, not really, I could care less if people see me as, which means I'm the opposite if anything, if you ask me, you're the one with "Small cock syndrome" there Chumley, I'm not the one taking personal offense not only to my making fun of the completely insane jackass "it should only be G1" fanboys that made the entire transformer fanbase as a whole look bad during the production and later airing of the 2007 movie, but also the fact I have a beautiful girlfriend who I'm attracted too like a moth to a flame, personally. If taking those two things personal doesn't say "hey, I'm mad i have a small penis and no love life" I don't know what does. Oh and before you say it, the following things don't count as a love life 1) your right/left hand, 2) a sock of some kind 3) a melon or other form of hard shelled vegetable 4) a family pet/ugly sister/mother/aunt/or any other form of family member, and 4) if you make a "your mother" joke you're just proving how lame you are.

As for where I live? I don't live with my parents, and though I don't see what being white has to do with anything at all, because I was under the understanding that color ment nothing in today's world anymore, I live in a very small town thats mostly lower class or lower middle class, with my girlfriend in a 250 year old 3 floor farmhouse on a 260 year old apple orchard that I own, its completely paid for as is, and yeah, I love my lawn, all 10 acres of it. And before you think it, i'll answer, yeah, I might come from a very rich family, but I work for my own, I have a job that I went to college for, and spent 4 years of high school prepping for, and no, I don't let my money be a factor in my life either, my friends can attest, its not a factor at all with any of us and it doesn't make me any different of a person, I am who I am, if you don't like me, then fuck off.

Ok, rant done, now if you ever see this Ricky boy, feel free to rant about me, go to your little blog or where ever you go and tell all your loser friends how i hurt your feelings with all your many slang words and exclamation points. Go on, go on now, run, run to it... go on now quickly... like the wind!

Anonymous said...

Rick
Not all of Us in the GREAT USA fit the profile you created in the far corner of your mind. I think Megan Fox is a dog. And I also think that the Movie sucked but hey that my thinking "Mate" oh an FUCKWIT my Girlfriend is far better looking then your Blownup one